I saw the above maintenance page for StumbleUpon which says "We’ll be right back! In the mean time why don’t you go outside and play for awhile" just a moment ago and thought "Ha, that is kind of funny…playing outside rather than on the internet!" And then I realized that earlier today I had posted a short list of the sites I am addicted to on the internet…and it occurred to me that StumbleUpon is talking to me: the guy who lives in front of the computer.
Well Stumble, thank you for your concern, perhaps I will go get some exercise now. In the meantime, get your site back up so I can go find some more awesome stuff on the internet.
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StumbleUpon thinks I’m a pot-smoking headbanger who digs ten-year old internet memes – and I can’t find anything in my preferences or browsing history (save the sites that SU has directed me to) that could have given it this impression.
I’d say you got off lightly
It is like a drug dealer telling you, you should do less drugs… So now you care about my health or you just want to hide your incompetence to perform a clean maintenance ?
Whoever thinks i’m lazy because i’m
not running around the block is
imposing a judgement on me.”LAZY” is
a judgement word pure and simple.
What’s wrong with people who pass judgement on others is that they are jealous of those of us who get so much pleasure from our own company
and the fact that we so easily can give ourselves permission to be happy.—Doug Rosbury
StumbleUpon seems to think I’m interested in fucking blog entries about the maintenance message. Jesus christ, what a waste of my time.
StumbleUpon knows me almost as well as Google does. I am that guy who wastes way too much time stumbling when I could be outside uh… Wait. Why would we ever want to go outside again?
Stumble only gives me that message IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. Because 1am is apparently the best time to go outside and get some exercise.